Arrabella Candellarbra is so close you can feel the magic
Arrabella Candellarbra & the Questy Thing to End All Questy Things
~ a fairy tale for adults ~
Arrabella Candellarba is a bodice-ripping, comic fantasy, romance adventure novel.
An affectionate and adult spoof on... everything really, it’s filled with pop culture references and double upon triple entendres.
Arrabella Candellarbra is the Chosen One. Trained by the most famous of warriors, the Reginas, she must embark on a quest to claim her birthright and wield all the powers of the world.
Just what that means, well... no one really knows.
Joining her questy thing are: Gary, the wisest of wise Wizards; Prince Jim, the very fey fairy Prince; and Lord Langley Kilkenny, the perfect specimen of manliness.
The heroes must face their own personal highs, lows and lusts to achieve success.
While doing so, the Four must do battle with the evilest of evil beings, the crone, Betty Sue, and her dastardly minions: the Barrella Monkeys, the Viscous-Tongued Frogs and, worst of all, the Sawtoothed Bunnies.
With a host of characters and creatures never before assembled in one story, there will be love and lust, action, battles, incantations, sexual shenanigans and high-kicking sing-a-longs. Oh, and side-splitting hilarity.
Arrabella Candellarbra & the Questy Thing to End All Questy Things is hilarious fun for adults of all persuasions.
It will appeal to lovers of fantasy, romance, adventure and all things questy; to readers with a penchant for warriors, wizards, fairies and nymphs; and may just answer the age-old question of whether bunnies are always nice.
The author, A.K. Wrox, was created for the sole purpose of being able to deny responsiblilty for all the naughty bits.
When not writing as a single, somewhat deranged entity, A. K. Wrox answers to Amanda Wrangles and Kylie Fox.
Award-winning Australian crime writers, who also write in other genres, it is only when Amanda and Kylie collaborate that they let themselves go; totally.
The result is the bold, unique and extremely silly Arrabella Candellarbra & the Questy thing to End All Questy Things.
Amanda and Kylie used a private group on Facebook to write the entire novel; one writing a paragraph or scene or page, before posting for the other to find a way to get their heroes out of a new mess.
The pair believe they are the first writing collaborators to do such a thing, so they are also claiming their endeavour as a World First – just because they can.
Arrabella Candellarbra's first questy adventure will be available from Clan Destine Press from September 23 - so you can order you copy now.
It will be in all good bookshops from September 26 - so walk in and ask for it.
The eBook version will follow very very soon.