Jane Routley asks: What would Kitten Avignon do?

The Flying Spaghetti Saga

Let’s face it, reality is very unsatisfactory. When my 18-month-old nephew was eating spaghetti at a posh restaurant recently, he came upon a strand that was too long and, after pulling it out of his mouth with ‘gak’ noise, he tossed it disdainfully over his shoulder. This being reality it landed harmlessly on the floor of the mostly empty restaurant.

Such potential for chaos wasted!